For one, she's a good chatter to be with in one in the morning, and I predict that she will make a great shrink if she ever decides to be one. She knows what I am talking about.
At this time of night, I just washed my face because I thought it was quite oily.
How oily, you ask?
Squeeze oil out of me, and you can make fried chicken out of it. Mmm. Fried Chicken.
Then I asked Bita(thus her being my inspiration for the night): Do you know how much fun it is to clean your face? Then we went into a short conversation, and I'm now here typing this whole thing.
At the conversation, one question popped out of my head: Some guys don't clean their faces. That's just gross, to begin with, and second, it's one of those many things that girls think that guys would not do because guys are guys. Come on guys, even you know it yourselves.
I know, excessive use of the word. Maybe that's why I didn't pass my AP english exam... Dammit. I'm still bitter.
Here's something that I believe in. I know, as sad and pathetic as it may sound, I think that I'm a walking model of what women don't believe that guys would do.
Okay, that sounds wrong, and I hope no guy ever does me. And for the record, I am not a homophobe.
What I mean by that is the things that I do. Some guys wouldn't let's say, want to cook for a living unless they got a sensitive side or a creative one. I don't know, really. It can be their masochistic belief that cooking is for girls, and all that bullcrap. I don't care, really. If you know how to make Mac and Cheese out of a box, A thumb up to you. If you know how to make grilled cheese without a toaster, two thumbs up to you. If you can treat me to a restaurant and I don't have to pay, I love you.
And by the way, no homo.
Another thing that guys don't want to do is to dress up. I know, back then most guys were ickied out because of girls playing dress up, but the funny thing is, some guys out there (metrosexuals are the more correct term, I suppose) dress better than some women these days. Hell, I don't know how these guys can afford fifty dollars per shirt at AnF but, damn. If i had that kind of money, I'd go to Target and Raid their shirts.
I like dressing up, but Target is so much cheaper, and if I did have that money, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to go shopping.
Fortunately, my birthday is coming up... YAY!
I know, for someone who's turning 18, I sound rather immature.
The third thing that women think guys would do is to watch a chick flick.
For starters, I have a thing for chick flicks. Don't ask me why, and I don't know if being single all my life factors into it. I've been wanting to see Made Of Honor when it came out, and today, I just saw Wimbledon, and it was like an action movie with all the matrix in it, and the love story was cute.
But seriously, I just think that most of the female actors in chick flicks are cute.
Kirsten Dunst?
Yeah... I Know.
So I guess, it's not only females who look for sexy actors after all in movies.
The bottom line is, some guys are like Milky Ways: They're chocolatey tough on the outside, and they are caramel-y smooth inside.
Either way ladies, when you get your men, you always get the best of both worlds. They do everything you want to do, even if they say no. They just appear to be macho because their simplistic minds seems like it's the only way to turn you all on.
One more thing about the Milky Ways. When you get it, don't look at the calories, it's a turnoff.
Besides, if you eat the milky ways, you get the baggage that it carries, then you just got to work it off. Or in this case, work it out.
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